Fubfodort is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humane wolf.

Fubfodort created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubfodort, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubfodort, she will turn you into a plant.

Fubfodort's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fubfodort's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray jumpers.

2. Retreat if seven snails approach from the west.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. You must pray to Fubfodort five times a day.