Shavgetnadcuncet is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient wombat.

Shavgetnadcuncet created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavgetnadcuncet, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Shavgetnadcuncet, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Shavgetnadcuncet's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Shavgetnadcuncet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Never eat green fruit.