Sasab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, emotional wasp.

Sasab created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sasab, she will remove you from existence.

Sasab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sasab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of snails.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not take Sasab's name in vain.