Arpvidtenpad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient wyrm.

Arpvidtenpad created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpvidtenpad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arpvidtenpad, he will turn you into a frog.

Arpvidtenpad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Arpvidtenpad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight goats approach from the east.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.