Zanvollib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring fly.

Zanvollib created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanvollib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zanvollib, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zanvollib's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zanvollib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Run away from red sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Never think about gravity.