Tendussnab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful toad.

Tendussnab created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tendussnab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tendussnab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tendussnab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tendussnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Do not commit murder.