Likkimbest is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm camel.

Likkimbest created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likkimbest, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Likkimbest, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Likkimbest's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Likkimbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never paint your hands pink.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.