Wodfembass is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate elephant.

Wodfembass created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfembass, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wodfembass, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wodfembass' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wodfembass' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about nebulae.