Gonsadbum is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless hyena.

Gonsadbum created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonsadbum, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gonsadbum, she will not care.

Gonsadbum's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gonsadbum's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away if three horses approach from the south.

5. Pray towards the west.