Omtnarhit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident duck.

Omtnarhit created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Omtnarhit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Omtnarhit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Omtnarhit's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Omtnarhit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Omtnarhit.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Do not covet oxen.