Mingadbarn Fagbadnab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing horse.

Mingadbarn Fagbadnab created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mingadbarn Fagbadnab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mingadbarn Fagbadnab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mingadbarn Fagbadnab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mingadbarn Fagbadnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed oranges to manatees while wearing indigo shirts.