Motfarnjip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, egotistical aardvark.

Motfarnjip created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Motfarnjip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Motfarnjip, it will boil you in a big pot.

Motfarnjip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Motfarnjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.