Matganjan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable crow.

Matganjan created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matganjan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Matganjan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Matganjan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Matganjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms orange.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about asteroids.