Damjophivflow is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless duck.

Damjophivflow created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damjophivflow, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Damjophivflow, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Damjophivflow's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Damjophivflow's Holy Commandments

1. Damjophivflow must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never bounce in the presence of seals.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Do not commit murder.