Xemwiggup is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent duck.

Xemwiggup created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemwiggup, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xemwiggup, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xemwiggup's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Xemwiggup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Xemwiggup's name in vain.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about nebulae.