Nelgedpak Dampodtail is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, witty whale.

Nelgedpak Dampodtail created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelgedpak Dampodtail, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nelgedpak Dampodtail, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nelgedpak Dampodtail's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nelgedpak Dampodtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.