Bifnatcim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, impressive giraffe.

Bifnatcim created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifnatcim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bifnatcim, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bifnatcim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bifnatcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Bifnatcim loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must love Bifnatcim.