Niljop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical coyote.

Niljop created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Niljop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Niljop, it will turn you into a rat.

Niljop's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Niljop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never feed grapes to whales while wearing green skirts.

4. Do not take Niljop's name in vain.

5. Run away if six frogs approach from the east.