Zighasmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unfair cat.

Zighasmin created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zighasmin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zighasmin, it will turn you into a plant.

Zighasmin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Zighasmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must pray to Zighasmin eight times a day.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not eat bananas.