Himfomlak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing otter.

Himfomlak created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himfomlak, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Himfomlak, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Himfomlak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Himfomlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never paint your legs fawn.

5. Do not drink alcohol.