Cussyogbit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish dragon.

Cussyogbit created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cussyogbit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cussyogbit, it will turn you into a plant.

Cussyogbit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cussyogbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.