Farvigcadliktap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, flying jaguar.

Farvigcadliktap created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Farvigcadliktap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Farvigcadliktap, he will torture you forever.

Farvigcadliktap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Farvigcadliktap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.