Rillyogtim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet monkey.

Rillyogtim created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillyogtim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillyogtim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rillyogtim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rillyogtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Always stare at clouds.