Karcudvab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest camel.

Karcudvab created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Karcudvab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Karcudvab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Karcudvab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Karcudvab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Karcudvab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not take Karcudvab's name in vain.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bark.