Quilljadnannib is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful shark.

Quilljadnannib created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Quilljadnannib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quilljadnannib, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quilljadnannib's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Quilljadnannib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Respect your elders.