Donbastbogquat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident tapir.

Donbastbogquat created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbastbogquat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donbastbogquat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Donbastbogquat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Donbastbogquat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never laugh in the presence of ants.

3. Never feed strawberries to capybaras while wearing cyan shoes.

4. Never wear indigo shirts.

5. Never eat cucumbers.