Bemhomnig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest turtle.

Bemhomnig created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemhomnig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bemhomnig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bemhomnig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bemhomnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.