Bellstafhin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring goose.

Bellstafhin created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bellstafhin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bellstafhin, he will curse you with boils.

Bellstafhin's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bellstafhin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellstafhin.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Always help tapirs in need.