Wegpomlenhubvedsogwonnib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy wyvern.

Wegpomlenhubvedsogwonnib created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegpomlenhubvedsogwonnib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wegpomlenhubvedsogwonnib, it will turn you into a mole.

Wegpomlenhubvedsogwonnib's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wegpomlenhubvedsogwonnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Wegpomlenhubvedsogwonnib must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.