Sasgambomkabrenripyograp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage hyena.

Sasgambomkabrenripyograp created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasgambomkabrenripyograp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasgambomkabrenripyograp, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sasgambomkabrenripyograp's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sasgambomkabrenripyograp's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.