Bigsid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured armadillo.

Bigsid created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigsid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bigsid, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bigsid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bigsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Bigsid.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.