Fliskadquimrawtaddussfut Ceppongof is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive coyote.

Fliskadquimrawtaddussfut Ceppongof created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliskadquimrawtaddussfut Ceppongof, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fliskadquimrawtaddussfut Ceppongof, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fliskadquimrawtaddussfut Ceppongof's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fliskadquimrawtaddussfut Ceppongof's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Fliskadquimrawtaddussfut Ceppongof loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never go into orange rooms.