Dinjipbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonourable unicorn.

Dinjipbiss created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dinjipbiss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dinjipbiss, she will send you a sign.

Dinjipbiss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dinjipbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Hide if eight frogs approach from the east.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide from purple swans for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.