Laghunstan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, slow goblin.

Laghunstan created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Laghunstan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Laghunstan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Laghunstan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Laghunstan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Laghunstan.

3. Never wear indigo coats.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Never talk about gravity.