Cebfudgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a small, astonishing tortoise.

Cebfudgeb created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Cebfudgeb, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cebfudgeb, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cebfudgeb's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cebfudgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cebfudgeb.