Hugnuront is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy mole.

Hugnuront created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugnuront, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hugnuront, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hugnuront's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hugnuront's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hugnuront loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Always stare at clouds.