Vadarpdum is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, competent
hedgehog.
Vadarpdum created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vadarpdum, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Vadarpdum, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Vadarpdum's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Vadarpdum's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not wear gold on your body.
4. Do not eat grapes.
5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.