Padmut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited cat.

Padmut created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padmut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Padmut, she will turn you into a tree.

Padmut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Padmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near tapirs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padmut.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Worship no other gods but Padmut.