Wegapptanfon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, almighty troll.

Wegapptanfon created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Wegapptanfon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wegapptanfon, it will manifest in front of you.

Wegapptanfon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wegapptanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Hide if three doves approach from the east.

5. Never look at nebulae.