Armquilldon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fast wolf.

Armquilldon created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armquilldon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Armquilldon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Armquilldon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Armquilldon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Never feed figs to rats while wearing pink jumpers.