Cibgutnib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, proud giraffe.

Cibgutnib created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibgutnib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cibgutnib, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cibgutnib's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cibgutnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Cibgutnib must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Always wear brown.