Benfebdon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, almighty dove.

Benfebdon created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benfebdon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Benfebdon, he will not invite you to parties.

Benfebdon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Benfebdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about stars.

5. You must love Benfebdon.