Jabflamgeb Cissisdit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong giraffe.

Jabflamgeb Cissisdit created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Jabflamgeb Cissisdit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jabflamgeb Cissisdit, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jabflamgeb Cissisdit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jabflamgeb Cissisdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Put Jabflamgeb Cissisdit first in all things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.