Duddissbepkon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful dingo.

Duddissbepkon created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Duddissbepkon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Duddissbepkon, it will not care.

Duddissbepkon's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Duddissbepkon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six sharks approach from the south.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.