Mignelciss is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, staggering ferret.

Mignelciss created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mignelciss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mignelciss, she will jump up and down on your head.

Mignelciss' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mignelciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of shrews.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mignelciss.