Jadlistham is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow frog.

Jadlistham created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadlistham, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jadlistham, he will turn you into a dog.

Jadlistham's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jadlistham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed wheat to whales while wearing red scarves.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.