Cadstertab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic seal.

Cadstertab created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadstertab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cadstertab, it will turn you into a plant.

Cadstertab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cadstertab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must love Cadstertab.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cadstertab loves badgers, so they must be honoured.