Shavripkad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy otter.

Shavripkad created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavripkad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Shavripkad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Shavripkad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Shavripkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help mites.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Shavripkad.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.