Benyikgen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing pigeon.

Benyikgen created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Benyikgen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Benyikgen, she will turn you into a goat.

Benyikgen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Benyikgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Worship no other gods but Benyikgen.

3. Never bounce near goats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.