Febgilbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omnipotent chicken.

Febgilbeg created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febgilbeg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Febgilbeg, he will not invite you to parties.

Febgilbeg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Febgilbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help seals.